Don't get me wrong—I like squirming, drooling, and sporadically attempting to focus on colors and shapes as much as the next guy. But of all the various activities one can choose to pursue in life, crying is tops as far as I'm concerned. In my opinion, I find nothing is more fulfilling than a good steady holler. It takes no experience to begin, and within moments, all one's needs are instantly met! It's my favorite part of the day.
Heck, I'm crying right now!
—Emmet Henson, 2-month-old, "I Can't Imagine Why Anybody Would Want to Stop Crying," The Onion
Friday, April 11, 2008
All one's needs are instantly met!
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